[Prev][Next][Index]
Yucks Digest V1 #37
-
To: yucks
-
Subject: Yucks Digest V1 #37
-
From: spaf (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
-
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 91 19:28:28 EST
-
Reply-To: Yucks-request
Yucks Digest Mon, 1 Apr 91 Volume 1 : Issue 37
Today's Topics:
A new procedural subject oriented language.
FLASH (4/1) Japanese corp. to buy UTCS ! :-)
hmm...
NASA in the Nudes
Reverse Placement Agencies (Bodyhunters?) FYI
SUNFLASH! (SHARKstation 1)
the ad copy for the prank, or where I was at 6am
The Official List of Silly Newsgroups
The "Yucks" digest is a moderated list of the bizarre, the unusual, the
possibly insane, and the (usually) humorous. It is issued on a
semi-regular basis, as the whim and time present themselves.
Back issues may be ftp'd from arthur.cs.purdue.edu from
the ~ftp/pub/spaf/yucks directory. Material in archives
Mail.1--Mail.4 is not in digest format.
Submissions and subscription requests should be sent to spaf@cs.purdue.edu
----------------------------------------------------------------------
From: NIZARD Alain-F <NIZARD%FRBDX11.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu>
Subject: A new procedural subject oriented language.
To: Tom Reid <reid@ctc.contel.com>
Hi,
I'm proud to present you Sysyphus.
Sysyphus is a new procedural language wich is subject oriented, in that sense
that it is directly referent to local structures which are defined on every
site. This permits Sysyphus programmer to omit to specify details of the
algorithms which are left to local implementers.
The debugging facilities of Sysyphus are great in comparison with all others
languages in particular the test hasbeen is very useful. As for an example
you can write:
if x hasbeen 3.14 then raise execpt.
Each time this instruction is executed all the past values of the variable
x are tested in front of the numeric value 3.14 and execpt level is raised
if only ONE past value has been equal to 3.14. The mechanism of the raise
exception process is the same as in PL/1.
you also naturally can write:
if x+3 hasbeen 2*y-5 then ... any action...
One other usefull instruction of Sysyphus is the COMESFROM instruction
which can precise from what instruction you must arrive when executing
the present instruction in a COMESFROM construct you can use the keyword
ANAYWHERE like the OTHERWISE clause in a cas statement. Here is an example:
(the symbols $$deb and $$end stands for the beginning and end of the program
respectively)
BEGIN
COMESFROM $$deb if x hasbeen any then WriteLn ('you must use FRESH vars')
ANYWHERE WriteLn ('Hello world');
END.
The present implementation of Sysypus is wrotten in Sysyphus but bootstrapping
is possible with little Sysyphus compilers (a subset of Sysyphus) those
compilers are written in TECO and translate a littlele Sysyphus programs in
a TECO program witch in turn can be executed. Little Sysyphus compiler are
now beeing develloped in LISP and in native '386 (C mode) and could be
available in the late June.
Please direct inquiries about the Sysyphus report to Pr. Jaques BERNARD
(BERNARD AT FRBDX11.BITNET)
And ask TECO Version to Dr. Jean BERTHOMIEU (BERTHOMS AT FRBDX11.BITNET)
Pr. ROUANNET (ROUANNET AT FRBDX11) would respond to inquiries about LISP
Version.
I would manage '386 ones.
Moreover we are planning to put on our server Distrib@dist.Triceratops.fr the
whole source of the tree versions. This would be achieved round 04/01/92.
------------------------------
Date: 31 Mar 91 21:08:38 GMT
From: cbwalton@cs.utexas.edu (Chris Walton)
Subject: FLASH (4/1) Japanese corp. to buy UTCS ! :-)
Newsgroups: utcs.grad
JAPANESE CORPORATION TO BUY U.T. COMPUTER SCIENCES DEPT.
(a Daily Improbable Special Report)
April 1, 1991:
(Austin, TX) U.T. officials announced today that a Japanese
conglomerate will purchase the research and graduate programs of the UT
CS department from the university. UT will use the proceeds to upgrade
its football program.
A senior aide in President Cunningham's office, speaking on condition
of anonymity, explained that "we have to concentrate resources on the
highest priority of both students and alumni, building a winning
football program. UT simply cannot afford the expensive luxury of
prestigious research programs in computer science and other high tech
areas ... some of those professors cost as much as football coaches".
It is widely believed that the sale will provide funding for a
leveraged buyout of the NCAA. A group of business school profs and
football boosters are organizing a consortium for this purpose.
According to a spokesman, Billy Bob "Bubba" Yahoo, "Hell, it's time we
stop messing around with buying out coaches and athletic directors ...
we need to buy out the whole damn NCAA and put Division I football in
the hands of boosters where it belongs".
The CS department will be purchased by Baka Kane booekigaisha K.K.
(the fools gold trading corporation), a small Japanese conglomerate
whose stock is traded on the third section of the Tokyo stock
exchange. "We are very pleased to acquire such a fine research
department and its large and talented group of graduate students" said
company officials. The company announced it will provide offices with
workstations for all graduate students, and construct a high speed
magnetic levitation railway between Blocker house and Taylor Hall.
A offer to provide reserved parking spaces for GRACS officers was
delayed when the submission of over 300 candidate statements caused
disks to fill up and several file servers to crash. GRACS election
officials rejected statements from many ineligible students, including
several participants in the recent Students' Association election.
Some observers suggested that Baka Kane officials' favorable treatment
of graduate students might have been prompted by unfamiliarity with
American institutions. "Japanese companies place their least
productive workers next to the window, to get them out of the way" said
one RA, "the Baka Kane people may have noticed that only faculty
offices have windows, and reached a similar conclusion".
The presence of Dr. Prof. Edsger Dijkstra could be another motivation
for the purchase. According to Pundit Redundant, an investment analyst
familiar with Baka Kane "they expect that premium European pens,
papers, and inks will one of the next big consumer fads in Japan, and
Dijkstra is a natural spokesman." Redundant also speculated that the
company's word processor division may use Dijkstra in sales training:
"if they can develop salesman capable of selling word processors to
Edsger they'll be unstoppable". The Turing Award winner himself was
said to be constructing a formal proof of his own infallibility and
was not available for comment.
There was little reaction to the sale outside of the department. A
small group from the Young Conservatives of Texas did picket the press
conference that announced the sale. One protestor, clutching several
Tom Clancy novels, explained "selling the department to foreign
interests will limit its ability to do Star Wars research". Inside the
department, graduate students concerned about a tight job market had
generally favorable reactions. "I'll take a Japanese company over the
podunk places that were interviewing at the CSC job fair," said one,
"especially if it means I can stay in Austin and have a good time".
------------------------------
Date: Fri, 29 Mar 91 13:16:02 EST
From: "Steve Chapin" <sjc>
Subject: hmm...
To: spaf
>>
>> [Hmmm, in most jurisdictions, that will lead to criminal charges.
>> I'd suggest you keep your affection for rabbits discrete. --spaf]
When I have affection for something, it's usually continuous, not
discrete.
------------------------------
Date: 1 Apr 91 01:02:02 GMT
From: zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!unix.cis.pitt.edu!pitt!nss!freed@tut.cis.ohio-state.edu (Bev Freed)
Subject: NASA in the Nudes
Forwarded from SPACE:
TO........All
FROM......Dennis McClain-Furmanski
SUBJECT...NASA In The Nudes
DATE......02:06 30-Mar-91
NASA In The Nudes for 1 April 1991
Brought to you by Volkwagen, the people with Farfignewton. Farferfer.
Noogiebooger. Never mind, it's in cars anyway. The ESA hasn't ratified
its use in space craft.
NASA rescinded a previous decision preventing married astronauts from
flying on the same flight. However, they declined the include quarter
operated massage machines in the shuttle sleeping cocoons, and to
reroute the orbital path for STS 37 to pass over Niagra Falls.
* * * * *
Per diem expenses are among the budgetary cuts slated in the next budget.
Astronauts scheduled for future missions are to be issued credit cards
to help keep track of, and purportedly reduce, spending. Debit machines
built into the shuttle galley will be connected to the Amex network.
Don't leave Earth without it.
* * * * *
In a fit of historical flashback, the Soviet Union announced plans to
build a cellular orbital communications network of a much greater size
than Motorola's planned Iridium project. With 104 satellites as opposed
to Iridium's 77, the Soviet Union calls it the Kurchatovium project, and
the United States insists it's the Hahnium project.
* * * * *
This line intentionally left useless.
* * * * *
With the costs of launching and operations still rising, insurance
companies reaching critical mass in their capital problems, and the
economy following the Iraqi war plunging into a post-combatal depression,
venture capital seeking launch companies are instituting several schemes
to fund their projects. The first includes some special hardware,
attached to the upper stage. People are invited to wager a dollar per
guess on the final orbital parameters, the winner only being chosen
after the extra engine fires and sends the bird into a random orbit.
Another, planned for K band broadcast satellites, is canned advertising
to be inserted automatically into the transponder channels. Due to space
considerations, rock-video soft drink commercials, with their miniscule
information content, are the expected choice for inclusion. Burger war
commercials are not likely to fly. Launch companies are after all more
honorable than television networks. Test have already been conducted on
the TDRS system. Junk faxes have been received onboard several shuttle
flights.
NASA has so far not succumbed to the pressures that the launch companies
have, although things are a bit tight. They have, however, instituted a
voluntary project for increasing revenue. Send $10.00 to the first name
on this list, cross it off, add your top the bottom, and send it to 2
people you know.
1. Adm. Richard Truly
2. VP Dan Quayle
3. Space and Science Subcommittee
4. Vito "The Arm" Butolini
5. The Uppity Wench Foundation
6. West Andover Model Rocket Club
7. (Eastern Airlines has been deleted)
8. Intercosmos
9. Dennis McClain-Furmanski
10
***************************
This week on NASA Select
All Week : MTV
We are, of course, not serious. Unless you break the chain.
Send your $10 now.
------------------------------
Date: 1 Apr 91 08:20:05 GMT
From: ddern@world.std.com (Daniel P Dern)
Subject: Reverse Placement Agencies (Bodyhunters?) FYI
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
LIFE PLACEMENT ASSOCIATES
by Daniel P. Dern
(c) Copyright 1991 Daniel P. Dern
-------------------------------------------------------
May be reproduced and distributed freely in unmodified form
on a noncommercial basis PROVIDED THAT this notice remains
intact. All rights reserved; contact author (Daniel Dern,
ddern@world.std.com, 617-926-8743) for any other intended
usage, e.g., reprinting in trade or general press. Enjoy!
-------------------------------------------------------
My friend Eric recently got this great job offer -- bigger
bucks, more responsibility, more fun, the whole shebang.
Problem is, this great new job is twenty-two hundred miles
away.
And Eric's settled. Wife with her own career, two
point six kids in a good school system, car mechanic and plumber
who he can call on short notice -- even a babysitter.
And he wants the job. It's a great opportunity, and he's
ready for it. Problem is, the rest of his life wants to stay
here.
So I was quite surprised to get a call from Eric yesterday,
suggesting we meet for lunch before he left for his new job.
"What about your family?" I asked over a plate of pan-fried
Chinese dumplings. "The plumber, the babysitter? What's your
wife going to do? You're not just talking about a new job,
you're talking a whole new life -- a whole new support
structure!"
"No problem," he assured me, stabbing for the last dumpling
as a plate of crispy duck pieces approached the table. "All
taken care of. Great little outfit."
#
We're all familiar with employment agencies. That's how I
got my first job, that's how Eric found his new one, that's
probably how you found at least one of yours.
And in searching for housing, most of us have gone to rental
or realty agents, or matching roommate services.
Some, in these trickier times, have even sought out dating
services.
Well, Eric found a the ultimate agency -- a life broker.
More specifically, an outfit called Life Placement Associates,
which helped him find a new life situation to match his new job
situation.
#
Between two-career relationships and increased job mobility,
it was bound to happen. You hit a circumstance that calls for
difficult decisions -- and sometimes, the job wins.
"I didn't want to say no," Eric said. "It was a chance I
might never get again."
LPA found Eric an upscale recent divorcee in the right suburb
of his new turf. The prospect's two kids and Eric's daughter
immediately liked each other. She and Eric felt their lives
could be fit together well enough. She had a house, a job, a
plumber -- no reliable mechanic, but _two_ babysitters, and a
neighbor's kid who mowed in summer and shoveled in winter.
And Eric's wife was already interviewing prospects from LPA's
client list looking for a comfortable situation in his soon-to-
be-former area. One or two looked adequate or better.
#
"It seemed a bit weird at first," Eric admitted. "But it's a
whole lot better than uprooting all these extra lives."
#
LPA's track record has been quite good to date, investigation
shows. The agency goes to great lengths to match personalities,
lifestyles, and goals. They also do rigorous financial
counseling and contracting among all parties. "Basically, it
amounts to a job-related divorce," Eric conceded. "LPA is
helping us work it out equitably, and also extracted sizeable
compensation from my new employer to smooth out the bumps."
#
Out of curiousity, I called Life Placement Associates myself.
"We prefer to keep a low profile," the woman who answered the
phone told me. "We keep busy through referrals, and by watching
the Help Wanted, People columns, and write-ups of corporate
mergers and RIFs in the newspapers and trade press."
In fact, the agent noted, LPA has often been hard pressed
to keep to its charter of assisting people caught by job-driven
changes.
"We periodically see people looking to shift up in lifestyle
and social class, where the job change was a secondary
motivation, or not of any concern. This is understandable,
maybe, but too tacky for us to get involved in.
"We also get some requests where the applicant is really
looking to get out of their current relationship. We don't go
looking for these, but sometimes the case has merit." And in a
number of these, the agent noted, LPA takes the other party on as
a client -- instead.
"We do the best we can. Our track record is pretty good --
you'd be surprised how important a stable life is to people. I'm
not saying I agree with this. But our clients seem happier. And
so do most of their kids."
#
So Eric heads off at the end of this week.
He must be giving the agency some names, though. Another
friend got a call, on behalf of a somebody looking for a new
spouse -- would my friend consider relocating? LPA would work
with a local employment agency to locate a new job, and provide a
fee-paid search for my friend's current significant other...
Apparently, my friend said, no thanks. But gave LPA the
names of two neighbors and a co-worker he wouldn't mind seeing
leave town. And he's thinking of submitting his manager's name,
too.
Come to think of it, I've got a few folks I wouldn't mind
saying goodbye to, myself. Like Ko-Ko says in _The Mikado_,
"They'd none of them be missed..."
I hear the agency even gives commissions.
------------------------------
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 91 12:11:41 PST
From: Ellen.Barnes@Corp
Subject: SUNFLASH! (SHARKstation 1)
To: allsun@Corp
- -+This message has been approved for distribution to this alias+-
The following announcement was made today, April 1, 1991.
SUN ADDS DEPTH TO DESKTOP FAMILY WITH ENTIRELY NEW WORKGROUP ENVIRONMENT
Includes: Saline-Powered 3-D Graphics Models,
High-Delivery SCUBA Devices, Chum
SAN FRANCISCO, CA, Steinhart Aquarium -- April 1, 1991 -- The SunDunk
division of SunStruck, a recently-spun-off new wholly-owned subsidiary
of Sun Microsystems, Inc. today unveiled the world's first
fully-underwater desktop environment based on the radically new SHARK
desktop computers: the SHARKstation(TM) 1 family. At 257,456,569
FLIPmarks (1), this heavyweight new series of systems allows users to
plunge to depths never before reachable using any other desktop system
available today. The new system even outpaces Sun's own UWC
(UnderWater Computer) -- the SHARKstation 1 is able to be used at
depths of up to 8' -- over an infinite number of times deeper than
previous, air-breathing models.
Introduced today in 8' of seawater in the fish "roundabout" at the
California Academy of Sciences' Steinhart Aquarium, the SHARKstation 1
was put through its paces by the head of Sun's SunLabs research and
development center, Wayne "SCUBA" Rosing. Caught totally by surprise
at the announcement himself, Mr. Rosing remarked, "Had I known that my
instigation of these efforts over the past years were to someday result
in something as awesome as this, I'd never have let them do it the
first time," referring to his long-standing involvement with the
introduction of similar, past products by the SunKit Racing Team and
the SunStruck group. "This is a whole new ballgame now, with the
advent of technology as innovative as the SHARKstation 1's HI-RISK
processor."
Tightly packaged in a "bait box," the CPU (Chum Processing Unit) can
consume more input than any other underwater desktop system. (2)
Unlike any other underwater system, this sleek, high-performance unit
has built-in input-seeking firmware and auto-aggressive responses to
help it attack any problem that faces it.
"The SHARKstation 1 really tears up the competition in its field," said
Jacques Costeau, head of the development team. "I've seen some
demonstrations that would rip your arm right out of its socket! It's
truly amazing what those engineering types can do these days." When
asked why they did it, Jacques replied, "Because we can!"
Razor sharp teeth aren't an expensive add-on with the SHARKstation 1 --
every unit comes fully-equipped with a complete, self-replacing set.
The system also offers 16 megabites of power and accelerated "kill"
capability as standard features, making it a high-powered, affordable
solution for the most demanding applications.
The $4,995 (fin-ful entry price) SHARKstation 1 is aimed at power users
in Sun's traditional scientific/technical/fishing markets as well as
commercial users who need a significant level of application killing
power.
The system makes up the apex of the best-selling SPARCstation desktop
line. It joins the low-end SPARCstation family comprising an
affordable, full-function family of desktop (high-)RISK workstations.
In addition, Sun unveiled a high-performance breathing system based on
the now-established industry-standard SCUBA technology that
significantly increases ease of use for the SHARKstation 1 systems.
These SCUBA systems showcase the innovative, highly integrated,
low-cost approach to staying alive in the hostile underwater
workstation marketplace.
"Sun's really hooked themselves a winner in the SHARKstation 1,"
remarked Lyodd Bridges, a local area fisherman and industry analyst for
"Bob's Bait and Tackle." "The SHARKstation 1 is destined to be a real
killer."
Pricing, Availability
Following is a list of the suggested U.S. retail prices and
availability information for Sun's new workstation and server products
in their base configurations:
System Price (U.S.) Availability (Configuration)
SHARKstation 1 $4,995 Now (16 Mbite, 4' grey, 1 dorsal fin)
SPARCstation 2; $14,995 Now (16 MB, 19" monochrome, 207 MB disk)
Field upgrades to the new SHARKstation 1 systems are available for
SPARCstation and SPARCserver 1, 1+, and 2 users. Upgrades will be
available as soon as the California drought situation is declared
over.
SunDunk is a division of SunStruck, a fully-honed subsidiary of Sun
Microsystems, Inc. It is the first and only division without even a
single vice-president. Sun Microsystems, Inc., headquartered in
Mountain View, Calif., is a leading worldwide supplier of network-based
distributed computing systems, including professional workstations, big
fish, servers and UNIX operating system and productivity software.
###
(1)The FLIPmark figure represents the Fourier regression of the
geometric mean of one solar year of system performance benchmark
tests. The test suite FLIPPER, endorsed by most major computer
manufacturers, represents a more standard metric of performance testing
than "SPECmarks," "MIPS" or "MFLOPS." One FLIPmark will propel one
system unit forward one arbitrary unit of water measure.
(2)Figures do not include comparisons versus WHALES (Wide,
Heterogeneous, Amphibious, Large Electronics Systems).
SPARC is a registered trademark of SPARC International, Inc.
SPARCstation, SPARCware, SPARCompilers and SPARCserver are trademarks
of SPARC International, Inc., licensed exclusively to Sun Microsystems,
Inc. The letters "a," "b," "c," ... "y," and "z" and any combination
of them, regardless of case or length, are copyrights of SunDunk. All
other products or services mentioned in this document are identified by
the trademarks or service marks of their respective companies or
organizations, or not. If not, the omission was purely intentional.
For reader inquiries, telephone 1-800-DEEP-SEA outside California.
Inside fishtanks, call 1-800-EAT-FISH
For More Information, contact:
SunDunk Division of SunStruck,
Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Wayne "SCUBA" Rosing (415) GOT-ME!!
------------------------------
Date: Mon, 01 Apr 91 14:19:07 PST
From: lsc@Eng.Sun.COM
Subject: the ad copy for the prank, or where I was at 6am
To: spaf
(no I didn't write this, though I wish I had)
WHY DID WE PUT WAYNE ROSING'S OFFICE IN THE
STEINHART AQUARIUM?
BECAUSE WE CAN.
SHARKSTATION 1
We told Wayne Rosing to form an advanced technology group.
SunLabs. We gave him our best engineers. And challenged him
to explore new environments. Plumb the depths of workstation
engineering. Take UNIX where it's never been before.
We told Wayne to expand the RISC marketplace. Find new
solutions to the challenges of multi-species workgroups.
Design a powerful productivity tool for the office of
tomorrow.
It's here. Today. SunDunk introduces the ultimate diving
machine. SHARKstation 1. The world's first underwater
workstation. A powerful 52 MIFS (millions of fish per second).
With the hook and reel of OPEN LOOK. Built-in Ethernet
and buoyancy control. And water-resistant to 30 metres.
And more. A high-resolution monitor for low-visibility situations.
More than 3,000 SHARKware applications. Another sentence
fragment. Why? Because we can.
For a lot of companies, introducing a machine like this would be
next to impossible. But at SunDunk, it's not exactly our first
breakthrough. And this is no announce-it-today, ship-it-next-year
product. It's a reality. SHARKstation 1 is available in
quantity (one) today.
To demonstrate the full capabilities of the SHARKstation 1, we
put Wayne's entire office into the fish round-about at San
Francisco's Steinhart Aquarium. Under 20 feet of water.
With a 300-pound sea bass. Why? Because Wayne insisted on
being the first person to demonstrate this robust, diver-friendly
desktop/recreational system.
SHARKstation 1. It swims circles around the competition.
If yo'd like to hear how it compares to any other underwater
system you could buy, just call Wayne Rosing at 1 800 555-DIVE.
[ (c) 1991 SunDunk, Inc., a dis-owned subsidiary of Sun Microsystems,
SunSoft, Sun Tech Enterprises, SunFederal, SunW, SunLabs, and any
other Sun company we may end up in after this introduction. Your
mileage may vary. SHARKstation 1 and the SHARKstation logo are
registered trademarks of SunDunk, Inc. Any resemblance to any
persons living or dead, or any actual products, is purely
coincidental, but cool nonetheless. ]
------------------------------
Date: 30 Mar 91 22:25:35 GMT
From: fsspr@acad3.alaska.edu (Sean P. Ryan, Hardcore Alaskan)
Subject: The Official List of Silly Newsgroups
Newsgroups: alt.config,misc.misc,news.config,news.groups,news.misc
Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought,
I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly
Newsgroups. I would like to thank the many fine folks who contributed
significantly to this list. Any additions or corrections are
appreciated; post or e-mail. Also, be sure to hold on to this list:
the Top Ten Favorite Silly Newsgroup Poll is coming soon! Now, on to
the list.
alt.beer.like.molson.eh
alt.biff.is.god
alt.bill.wisner.die.die.die
alt.c.is.for.cookie.that's.good.enough.for.me
alt.castration
alt.child.star.coke.coke.coke
alt.conspiracy.sean
alt.decapitation
alt.eric.olson.doesn't.exist
alt.fan.charles_manson
alt.fan.david_duke
alt.fan.ted_kaldis
alt.finns.on.irc.who.hate.americans
alt.flame.anyone.but.ted.kaldis
alt.flame.fuck.you.jack.i'm.alright
alt.fubar
alt.get.a.life
alt.he's.dead.jim
alt.hitler.is.alive.and.running.a.brothel.with.roy.orbison
alt.i.know.roger.carasso
alt.individualism.rand.is.god.and.kant.and.hegel.can.suck.my.dick
alt.mud.jason
alt.multi-level.marketing.scam.scam.scam
alt.nkotb.die.die.die
alt.nodies.conspiracy
alt.pro-wrestling.davey.boy.meltzer
alt.pyramid.scams.amway.amway.amway
alt.rap.eazy-e.threw.up.on.the.alpine.in.his.six-fo
alt.rap.yeah.boyeeeee
alt.romance.chat.barf.barf.barf
alt.romance.chat.wombat
alt.rtfm
alt.sex.bestiality.muppets
alt.sex.chairlift
alt.sex.cowpatti
alt.sex.falwell-robertson.child.pornography.inc
alt.sex.george.and.barbara
alt.sex.hey.little.girl.want.some.pez
alt.sex.june.cleaver
alt.sex.masturbation.chainsaw
alt.sex.moral.majority
alt.sex.necrophilia
alt.sex.pastry
alt.sex.pictures.polaroid
alt.sex.pressure
alt.sex.rent-a-can
alt.sex.robotics
alt.sex.twisted.coat.hanger
alt.sex.vms.no.wait.that's.fuck.vms
alt.sex.withdrawal
alt.sex.900-lines
alt.sig
alt.suicide.child.star
alt.suicide.usenet
alt.traci.lords.suck.suck.suck
alt.tv.al_sharpton
alt.wombat
comp.equipment.bonfires
comp.my.amiga.is.better.than.your.mac.nyah.nyah.nyah
comp.org.kkk
comp.os.holy-wars
comp.sys.terminal.dumb.dumb.dumb
comp.we.don't.need.no.stinking.vaxes
misc.forsale.life
misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc
news.lists.cowpatti.and.kent
news.masturbation
news.newusers.questions.rtfm
news.why
pdx.only.at.tom.peterson's.the.happy.place.to.buy
rec.abortion
rec.arts.culinary.spam
rec.arts.dog.shit
rec.arts.poems.jim_morrison
rec.arts.poems.vogon
rec.arts.there.had.better.be.brie.at.this.reception
rec.discrimination
rec.drugs
rec.euthanasia
rec.food.spam
rec.humor.quayle
rec.mag.hustler
rec.menstruation
rec.music.cd.cheap.cases
rec.music.debbie.gibson.is.the.antichrist
rec.music.gdead.fans.not.on.acid
rec.music.gdead.masturbation
rec.music.tiffany.still.sounds.like.shit
rec.pyromania
rec.sca.members.who.are.too.busy.playing.muds.to.read.this.group
rec.sport.baseball.it.will.be.a.cold.day.in.hell.when.pete.rose.ever.returns
rec.sport.boxing.babes
rec.sport.fan.riots
rec.sport.flatulation
rec.sport.masturbation
rec.sport.uaa.hockey.lose.lose.lose
rec.suicide
sci.burnt.styrofoam
sci.let's.bore.the.average.user.to.death
sci.masturbation
sci.med.coat.hanger.abortion
sci.med.ganja
sci.traffic.light.synchronization
sci.transportation.go.see.cal
soc.culture.bestiality
soc.culture.billionaires.living.on.the.streets
soc.culture.dykes.on.bikes
soc.culture.east.saint.louis.illinois
soc.culture.industrial.slumlords
soc.culture.inner-city
soc.culture.international.falls.minnesota
soc.culture.lifeless.net.geeks
soc.culture.motley.crue.groupies
soc.culture.northwest.territories
soc.culture.space.station
soc.culture.third.reich
soc.culture.tijuana
soc.culture.unborn.gay.whales
soc.culture.virgins
soc.feminism.castration
soc.feminism.pms
soc.motss.bestiality
soc.motss.bill.and.eric
soc.motss.jesse_helms
spam.baked.beans.are.off
spam.bloody.vikings
spam.canoe
spam.culture.spenard
spam.humor
spam.lovely.spam.wonderful.spam.spam.spam.spam
spam.spam.spam.spam.baked.beans.and.spam
spam.synthetic.vaginas
talk.abortion.twisted.coat.hanger
talk.homophobia
talk.nymphomania
talk.politics.nuke.nicaragua.now
talk.politics.supreme.court.justice.nominees.bork.bork.bork
talk.religion.bhagwan.shree.rajneesh
talk.religion.bob
talk.religion.c.programmers
talk.religion.hare.krishna
talk.religion.net.gods
talk.religion.not
talk.religion.rastafari
talk.religion.sun.myung.moon
ua.fat.ugly.native.bitches.trying.to.get.laid.on.the.vax
ua.flame.but.don't.flame.melanie.back
who.is.john.alt
------------------------------
From: brd@bigbrd (Bill Danielson)
>From a License Plate Frame on a 4X4 seen this morning:
CHAINS REQUIRED
WHIPS OPTIONAL
------------------------------
End of Yucks Digest
------------------------------