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Yucks Digest V2 Index
Yucks Digest Thu, 31 Dec 92 Volume 2 Index
Today's Topics:
Indices of Yucks digests in volume #2.
The "Yucks" digest is a moderated list of the bizarre, the unusual,
the sometimes risque, the possibly insane, and the (usually) humorous.
It is issued on a semi-regular basis, as the whim and time present
themselves.
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There were 64 "issues" in volume #2. The index of those issues is
presented here FYI.
The digest format started with #220. All messages prior to that
were in single message format.
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Yucks will resume in 1993 with volume #3, issue #1.
332 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 3 Jan 92 22:51:42 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #1
Administrivia
AI and ducks
Data Structures, CS 220
Ex-Lawmen Seek Out Whodunit
Fiendish Puzzle Maker Thrives
Jose Feliciano Now Disc Jockey
non-computer computer viruses
Perfect P.C. day.
Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty
Programmer's Drinking Song
The First Lawyer Joke
The Inter-Dwarf Memo (E-mail) Service
THE TWELVE BUGS OF CHRISTMAS
Wearing Pets On Their Sleeves
Why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function
Yucks Digest V1 #112
333 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 6 Jan 92 10:32:21 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #2
`LOVE' Logo Creator Is Sued
cutie
Escapees Traveling As A Couple
Getting infants to sleep
how i spent my xmas holiday by mark age 31
In the news
mail filler for you
New Year revelry lands many Pakistanis in jail
ON THE AIR COLUMN
Prime criteria for selecting soul-mates?
Singapore to allow personal possession of chewing gum
Star Trek Turns Against Israel (3 msgs)
Teetotallar's ST drinking game
U.S. Rings In New Year
334 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 10 Jan 92 11:36:56 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #3
Amazing Grace
Capitalization of "unix"
dildonics origin
Don't Forget to Mark Your Calendar
GSP Digest #384 (2 msgs)
Human factors humor
Lunchtime humor
MOVIE MINI `Black Lizard'
Singapore to ban chewing gum from Friday
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
Summary: Shutters Are TALKING!
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking...
Thanks for sharing...
The Average American
Vogonballs
What the doctor says and means
335 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 15 Jan 92 02:17:25 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #4
Basic rules for driving in Boston
BITE-A-THON: ADVISORY/Little `Bears' take a bite for
Brain editing
Cat's Ass [margaret atwood novel?]
cutie, possibly for Yucks
David Duke / Oliver North in '92
Dog antics (was: Cat's Ass)
Duh...
How (not) to Keep Batteries Warm
MISC: Microwave Alien
National Battery Ingestion Hotline
New World Order Nut
OTD
Radio Shack Q&A
The Satirist and the Inker
336 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sat, 18 Jan 92 14:08:23 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #5
Beirut University College Open positions
Bush Haiku
Cheap at half the price
Fruit and flower smells good for computer operators
golfing
Grab bag -- msgs from other categories
Hazards of confusing mail and news, round II
HUMOR: Technical Redefinitions
Molasses Demon Theory application time!
National Battery Ingestion Hotline
Obscure physics joke.
Quote for the day
Sell California, Mechanics Say
spaf's list: garry trudeaux
The boys have been out there too long...
337 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 22 Jan 92 20:13:57 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #6
"Silicone Valley"
1991 Buzzword Of The Year - what a lexigrammatic wimp!
animal testing at our house
Bush Upchuck Digest
car for sale
Elvis Stamp
FWIW
Hints on using your Stereo - original
is ain't 42
Isn't that Un-American?
It was a dark and stormy night...
spaf's list: Click & Clack
The Seven Deadly sins in the Modern World
you be the judge
338 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 29 Jan 92 19:28:09 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #7
A Sad Life
Barriers To Entry
Belarus: licorice protects human organism from radiation
Check Disclaimer for Software Purchases
Computerized Chauvinism
First Aid Hints
From the LA Reader "News of the Weird" column
funnies
good evening ladies and germs
Guess I'll take a windbreaker to work...
I want my HDTV
No, thank YOU! (2 msgs)
Signature viruses
Survey of opinions regarding opinion surveys
There are a billion people in China...
Vacuum Sucks Prairie Dogs Out of Ground
Why Boston Drives Drivers Crazy
339 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 31 Jan 92 18:21:47 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #8
[from xeti]
Accident? You be the judge...
A letter to Microsoft
Drivers celebrate in Tel Aviv: city cancels 140,000 parking ticket
Eniac Book Blurb Service
FWIW Volume I Issue 21
general greetings plus Yucks offering
Geography Show Makes A Splash
love poems
Man Can't Have Head Frozen
Man jailed for writing a check on men's underwear
Official Notification
Oh my God, ther are here! Messages from the NET...... Ctoad
our man in nirvana
Package 1040-5 (including Schedules A, R, N, and I)
POTD
Probably urban, but for your files...
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Quote for the Day
Real men
Reasons behind aircraft crashes
Stretches a little too far
Your Average American Day
340 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 4 Feb 92 21:05:31 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #9 (shorts)
Administrivia
_bushusuru_ (2 msgs)
A saw this in comp.unix.wizards and thought it was funny
A Truly Unbeatable Offer
Communications Problem (Ontological?)
linda
Nomenclature
Plate-licking dog joke
Wallet Saves Man From Bullet
Who are they TALKING to?
341 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 6 Feb 92 13:18:53 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #10
Bush Encounters the Supermarket, Amazed
GNU announced GNU GNURM!
HOLLYWOOD, ETC. Dennis Miller adds to talk-show gridlock
Institute of Fuzzy Science and the Hubble Space Telescope
Objectionable Cobol
Review of good TBL book
Some minor mother-tongue conundra...
Soviet McDonald's Said Elitist
UNIX in trouble? (was Solaris 2.0 and C libraries)
342 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 11 Feb 92 19:52:38 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #11 (shorts)
A Japanese Christmas
cutie
For yucks
Frat Humor
Heard from an IBMer
JapanBashing
Kill A Scientist, Save a Tree
Monkey business
The British plug in
Too much to beer
truly disgusting joke
Yucks Digest V2 #9 (shorts)
343 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 14 Feb 92 02:25:19 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #12
Call for Theories
Exec. Says He'd Arm Wrestle
Gaijin Kaisha: Running a Foreign Business in Japan
How to identify scientists
In today's mail
The Skinhead's Hamlet
Yucks submission...
344 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sat, 15 Feb 92 20:54:59 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #13 (shorts)
downrange download
Finalist - Best Legal Defense of 1991
funny for Yucks
Irish again the butt of jokes
Joke in extremely poor taste
Overheard last night at Wolf Trap
Pop Singer Enthroned In Africa
reassuring the passengers [told to me as true]
strange math
The ultimate mail-order item
Top Ten Reasons to Use Emacs
Valentine's Day
345 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 20 Feb 92 23:01:24 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #14 (shorts)
-- NWS ADVISORY -- TO CITY AND PHOTO EDITORS:
bumper sticker of the week
Buying houses
Dow implants, topical, original
Netnews chucklehead-of-the-week award goes to...
smart computer, nerdy user
Toys Backward-R Us
Was My Face Red!
You know you're old when...
Re: Yucks Digest V2 #13 (shorts)
346 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sun, 23 Feb 92 16:18:21 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #15 (shorts)
_Bushusuru_
Apartment for summer sublet
cutie
Death and Taxes...
IBM fears
jailbirds Audubon never painted
JOTD
Judge Jails Lawyer Over Monkey
OK, take your tape drive and shove it!
Quest for cleanest Paris toilets yields mixed results
Roadkills-R-Us misses an opportunity
Self-referential call for papers? (from news.anounce.conferences)
Tales of Unachieved Grandeur
Truth is stranger than fiction
You're so Vain
You know you're old when...
yucks submission
347 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sat, 7 Mar 92 13:17:02 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #16 (shorts)
A funny for Yucks
Cops: Transvestites Raid Shops
Dead Hunter's Ashes Get A Shotgun Funeral
Farmer Journal, Feb 1992, page 4
FW: Top Ten Rejected Slogans...
Lamb Born With Six Legs
license plate
Man Guilty Of Using Witchcraft
Organic paint's bad smell sours Berkeley user (Yucks submission)
Scientists Write Wrong Primate
Since you asked...
Trouble in Triplicate
Virus makes bank computers sing
Why I love the Japanese
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From: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Reply-To: Yucks-request@uther.cs.purdue.edu
Subject: Yucks Digest V2 #17
To: yucks@uther.cs.purdue.edu
Precedence: bulk 348 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sun, 8 Mar 92 12:41:21 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #17
(WARNING) United States - *NEW* TRAVEL ADVISORY :-)
cutie
DB: A SURE-FIRE ECONOMIC BALE-OUT
Difference Between Intel Processors
FYI - RFC 1300
GASSY ELEPHANT BLOWS HER TRAINER THRU A WALL
Jackson Quits African Trip
Prairie Dog Relocation - National Problem or Cash Bonanza?
Talk.bizarre of 1855
Valentine's Day (2 msgs)
349 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 10 Mar 92 03:02:50 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #18
1991 Unix support headlines
Adventures in Student Government
Compiler says 'Ack'
Cross-Dress Sailor Loses Case
Doin' in 'puters
Dreaming of a new theme park
ETV-ROMMELMARKT '92 (Translation)
Hotel Massachusetts
Some people just don't like Texas
Today's chicken message...
Today's Top Ten - 2/27/92
WhiteBoard News
Yucks Digest V2 #13 (shorts)
350 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 13 Mar 92 16:45:27 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #19
[Greg Moulton: movies and postmodern aesthetics.]
Dave Barry -- Credit Record Attack
FWD>Shoot yourself in the foot
grading methods
Humorous coffee blend
Nerds
What medical treatment is currently available for candiru removal?
yucks-submission
351 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 17 Mar 92 22:04:51 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #20 (shorts)
Alpha summary
AND THE MINKS ON MY WIFE'S COAT ALL COMMITTED SUICIDE
Best signature I have seen lately
bush's confession
Dog Protected Me From Jehova's Witnesses
extra terminator
Joke from AstroPhysicist Boyfriend
Lawmaker Bashes Elvis Stamp
Laws of the Weird
license plate
men, women, and roaches (true)
More chickens crossing roads
Movie combinations
Mr. Happy
Musical mnemonics
Musicians give disused public toilets a new flush of life
Somehow, I think "special interest" is the right phrase here...
Strange Ad [for yucks]
SUN announces new division
Tammy Faye Bakker wants divorce
That old black magic (know your office equipment)
what's the deal?
Yes, I usually run when I hear this term...
Yucks Digest V2 #17
352 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 20 Mar 92 00:40:34 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #21
`Bubba Vote' Defined, Surveyed
Nine Types of Users
San Francisco USENIX Conference Wrap-Up
Saturday Night Fever - a question
The Software Blues
WhiteBoard News
353 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 24 Mar 92 23:02:31 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #22 (shorts)
"UH-HUH!"
??
Amorous Cats and Laser Printers
An idea like this could revolutionize politics!
A sad state of affairs, indeed!
a wee little alpha
Credit worthiness....
cutie
Date: Sun, 22 Mar 92 06:07:09 -0800
IBM acro-names
Opera Winfry [sic]
really really really big primes
Running in Arctic Circles
Self fulfilling prophecies
straight A's
Unix vs. US Govt
white goo
354 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 2 Apr 92 21:09:46 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #23 (shorts)
Blondes? I thought it was Aggies.
named George, 3 way calling, speed calling 8, speakerphone (2 msgs)
Dancer Jailed For Sword Swing
FDA Seizes Bogus Tuna Cans
Four hundred volts through the return key, maybe?
FW: Windows Nation [a.k.a April tomfoolery]
Important date
Make it so...
McDonald's Miffed By McCondom
new QUISINIX implementation
Patents, patents, whose got the patents?
German beer, smelly French cheese, are forever, says EC commissioner
Re: 386BSD
Running in Arctic Circles
Russian trademarks
Standard news items
Strange Ad [for yucks]
Top Ten April Fool's Day Jokes In New York City
355 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 7 Apr 92 22:26:18 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #24 (shorts)
25 ways to cope with stress
anon wire
A remarkably stupid design decision
Contribution to Yuck's Digest (fwd)
Famous Folks' Phobes
First, we kill all the lawyers...
Giant fungus said to be world's largest, oldest organism
Is There Someone Else?
King Hussein horse swims to Israel
Misuse of computer based thesaurus
More Bizarre News
Oh those academics...
Say What? or: Why Johnny Still Can't Read or: I bet he has tenure
Some words on wanking
The Spafford forgery
True support story
Who needs bagels when you have your husband
You know you're losing it when
15 Most suspicious network connections
356 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 16 Apr 92 09:19:36 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #25 (shorts)
Administrivia
Windows?
Doctrine of divine stodginess
Emptying the bit bucket
Even Disneyland Has Critics
Geeks Anonymous
Israel returns Royal polo pony to Jordan via U.N. observer
MAJOR VIRUS ALERT!!
Microsoft - The Adventure Continues
Neon tubes add color to road scene
One hundred sows and bucks.
Our chief export
overly clever failsafe system
Postal Follies
Stuffed Gulls Win First Prize
Submitted without further comment...
Typographer's Twiddle
Tyson Sentence
Film Titles
Hair Loss Suggestion
357 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 23 Apr 92 08:55:20 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #26
`Mansion' is a weird wonder
Body Checks into the CD Corner
Congressional Quicken
Essential reading for would be scientists
fortran purity test
FYI
MONDO 2000 poem
358 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 24 Apr 92 23:59:53 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #27 (shorts)
A Kinder and Gentler MPG
Ants
As time goes by
A Taxing Subject
Beer
Best "smart ass" answer of the week...
bizarre
class
cutie
Duo use tatoos instead of rings to wed
Erectioneering.
Firemen Rescue Love-Making Duo
Frat Suspended For Branding
No Nudes Show For Free Show
pain
PC Recycling
Ship of the Damned
Swiss Army OKs Men's Ponytails
Tacoma Police Comment On Human Hand Found In Pond
Why you can't run X on a "PC"
Would you want this guy to plan your surgery?
Some students comments (Again.) [LONG]
359 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 5 May 92 19:13:25 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #28 (shorts)
[Re: Yucks Digest V2 #27 (shorts) ]
Rodney King Beating Jury's Top Ten Acquittal Excuses
CMU vs. Hell
FW: Today's Top Ten - 5/4/92
Game Strikes Back!
he needs help
Judge: Dissertation Lifted
Movie Sequel
no subject (file transmission)
One-liner
PC phraseology (fwd)
reds break treaty, invade nonpolitical newsgroup
Scientist Trading Card source?
There is justice
What else would one answer?
What kind of Realtime Computing are they *doing* out there?
360 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 20 May 92 22:42:47 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #29 (shorts)
"Colorado town is calling all Bobs"
"negative calorie" foods?
(Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford) : Yucks Digest V2 #27 (shorts) ]
[Submission] Rodney King Beating Jury's Top Ten Acquittal Excuses
Bambiburgers
CMU vs. Hell
Elevator Babies
Feds Take Aim at Flying Menace
Game Strikes Back!
Judge: Dissertation Lifted
Movie Sequel
Museum fare shows subtlety of medieval palates
no subject (file transmission)
One-liner
Parliament is a den of vipers
Realtime Computing Exhibition
Rep. Looks Like Eddie Murphy
Tasteless Rodney King Jokes
There is justice
Today's Top Ten - 5/4/92
Tour South-Central LA!
What else would one answer?
When you've gotta go ..
Wonder if Proxmire's heard of this one
Worm-Charming
361 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 4 Jun 92 10:47:28 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #30 (shorts)
american culture
An Eighth Grader On Dan Quayle
Austin radio
bell's theory
Definition
Fashion Police
for yucks
found in someone's .sig file:
found in the back of Open Systems Today
Guard frogs
In brief
How to *really* abuse a language
LA RIOT Bumper Stickers/T-SHirts.
Men Cut Up Bar With Chain Saws
no pass orals ... (or the not so mythical man ...)
NOTW
now jointly: a bug is just another virus!
Occult practices survive in the land of the Delphic oracle
Pairs Of Twin Soldiers To Wed
Probably unsuccessful but novel use of the net...
Some funnies for Yucks
What's a dollar worth? - check the Big Mac index, says institute
Where the name "Windows NT" comes from
Will COBOL save SUN?
You can get a degree in that?
yuck
Yucks submission
362 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sun, 7 Jun 92 14:35:45 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #31
administrivia
A Lexicon of Inconspicuously Ambiguous Recommendations\
BenchMARKETing
FWD>Here 'tis but ANSWER my
Musical Intelligence Test (was Re: Alternative radio stations)
My brush with lameness in Boca Raton
Such is the Power of Elvis!
What the dogs have taught me.
363 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 8 Jun 92 13:30:07 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #32
Androphobia, The Only Respectable Bigotry
early slip (ooooops! <thud>) date
IMPORTANT PROCLAMATION: THE FUTURE OF THE NET
Paper on high speed networking.
New Product Announcement
364 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 9 Jun 92 13:02:35 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #33
25 ways to cope with stress
`Barbie' Has Russian Soul Mate
cutie (2 msgs)
HEMP
Just Say "No"
Male Bashing as Art
Pathologist's Work Questioned
Progress in Robotics
Speaking of taxes...
365 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sat, 13 Jun 92 09:31:49 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #34 (shorts)
A yuck for you
Brainy Teen `Mathcounts' Champ
Bumpersticker that Phil Moyer should have
classic GWS
congress on the net?
eniac.reference
fromthe Atl journal/constitution
Fun with bug reports
latest news from Spumoni: Olson to croak, death of net prevented
Lawrence Welk: The Ultimate Evil.
Mailing label glitch
Math Geek Humor
MGU and Dianetics (fwd)
My God a joke in eunet.jokes !
Niklaus Wirth's latest instrument of psychic torture...
NOTW
phone peeves
Pwwt, pwwt. "Testing, testing..." Screeeoooop!!! Ptok. ".. and good
roommate from hell - servant of satan
School, No Passing
Some `Tonight' Guests - List
The Evolution of Bumper Stickers........
Transplants
U.S. Snacks Popular Oversease
Woodchucks Attack War Shrines
Yucks Digest V2 #32
366 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 18 Jun 92 20:08:13 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #35 (shorts)
1 joke
ANNOUNCEMENT: UFOs and The Secret Govt; A Public Symposium
While talking with my guru just now...
A note on "Elvis Nature"
At Least Murphy Brown Can Spell!
Barry's Bug
BONGS
Bush cites differences from Perot -- top ten differences
Cash won't work
congress on the net?
Cooking With Jeffrey
cutie
from the latest Desperado digest
Great Moments in Advertising
Joke posting of the day
Newly discovered Edgar Alan Poe work
News of the Weird
Ross Perot deals with the pubic
This doesn't concern you directly, but...
Top 12 Disappointments at Summer Usenix '92
Top Ten Ways To Be Offensive at a Funeral
USENET user's quiz
367 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 29 Jun 92 22:08:23 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #36 (shorts)
Put This in Your Shorts
`Crazy Eddie' Antar Arrested
A school for everyone
bad puns, anyone...
Camel wrestling
Don't these green power people know where to *stop*??
Idaho
If the brain's a computer, what's the operating system?
Medal of Technology
MISSPELLED CHARACTORS
Oddity in the Parking Structure (just noticed)
Probably won't prevent dog attacks either
Schroedinger's Computer
Swiss army carrier pigeon unit marks 75th anniversary By Arno Mayer
This is DEFINITELY a "from one of our correspondents" thang.
Thought for the Day
Today's_Jokes (2 msgs)
Usenet Death Penalty
368 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 30 Jun 92 23:41:53 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #37
a brief trip report about Survival Research Labs
SRL show; what was supposed to happen
Network Stations Ponder Pilots
OPINION & ANALYSIS What really drives men crazy
RSVP: MANNERS How are your table manners?
Timeless
Tough Times For Gentle Sex
369 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 14 Jul 92 01:12:03 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #38 (shorts)
Core dump blues
Cultural question...
foryucks
from info-unix: There's No Way Out.
funny message
Personals
RSVP: MANNERS How are your table manners?
Schroedinger's Computer
sex stats
The INfamous Bernoulli Trials
The juvenile sea squirt...
the pot and the kettle...
what object orientation means to him...
370 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 15 Jul 92 20:05:31 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #39
1-900-ALL-UNIX
Amusement
another Kult Klassic Kino Klip
Drug-sniffing dogs star on cards
Easter;Paraphsychology versus Viruses
FLASH! Heist updates!
Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality
Scientific footnote of the week and vocabulary word of the day
Spamarama
suicidal tendencies
The Encyclopedia of Bad Taste
The Temptation of Saint Anthony
TOPS-20, still making money...
371 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sun, 19 Jul 92 13:48:27 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #40
cutie (4 msgs)
Doomed Inmates - Last Words
Ham-UFO Conspiracy?
Harley-Davidsons Big In Japan
non-violent cannibalism
No rights in England
OPINION & ANALYSIS Where unbelievers fear to tread
Policy
Some days life is weirder than me
tigers
372 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 21 Jul 92 10:35:29 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #41
*just hold this wire and stand on the metal plate*
Amateur Operators in History
Colonic irrigations
cutie
get 'em while you're hot
Help with transtators needed
Just Curious
literature
Maples' Adman Begs Forgiveness
Need onfo. re: how to take enema
newgroup alt.butt-keg.marmalade
Play CD's at least once a year? (2 msgs)
Quotes from a true Noble man.
Spelling chequer woes
The Unbearable Lightness of Dieting
Top Ten Advantages to Being a Male Bay Area Computer Nerd
Why Perot dropped out/was in?
Yeah!
373 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 30 Jul 92 01:17:42 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #42 (shorts)
and the Foonley Award for Most Multiple Authors goes to...
atlanta
Bush's Recession
Colonic irrigations
Company PMS
Don't Believe Everything You Hear
Flies and Von Neumann
Funny for Yucks
How do porcupines mate?
Gentle Sex and the Franklin Mint
Gibson's Agrippa
HELP! Usenet testing
Male Models
News of the Weird, 25 July 1992
Ode on a Grecian Spleen
People with disabilities (mental division)
second-hand news
Stupid e-mail...
Top Ten Reasons for P5 delays
374 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 10 Aug 92 10:12:29 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #43
A desperate situation
Another wise-ass in the making
Are you a Techno-Dweeb ?
Awareness Awareness Week
body painting
burning questions of our time
cat shit
File 1--Day (in court) of The Dead
Good eye doctors are hard to find.
i have to share this....
It hard to be politically correct
Lines of working code
more on Campaign 1892
New OS for PC
Olympic TV coverage
Quayle's nemesis
Spaf! Here's your car!
User interface studies: oh, what's the use?
What to wear to interview
yucks submission...
375 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 19 Aug 92 22:32:51 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #44
Another list
big wad o' NOTW
black humour
cervantes and the olympic spirit...
Conference announcement
Funny things in my new lease
How the NRC affects Houston...
In the news...
I receive a gift
Are you a real man?
for President (Was Re: Request: Quote about Danny's daughter?)
Stange but true. [A pow-wow with the bow-wow -Don King]
The envelope, please
Top 9 list
War Women
376 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sun, 30 Aug 92 12:48:36 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #45 (shorts)
Alternative hotels for LISA conference
BETTER Pick-up lines
cat behavior problems
for yucks
George Bush says he should not be re-elected
Hereditary diseases
Olympic Events not included in PPV TripleCast
Opening lines...
Out of the mouths of babes!
Praise Bob!
Sri Lankan arrested for carrying condom (true story)
re Top Cog fan belts
Schroedinger's Computer
Should these researchers get a life?
Submission: Top Ten Worst Things To Hear (or Say) in the Bedroom
They didn't like paying extra for the Midway?
vestectomy
Woody Allen
377 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 3 Sep 92 23:50:47 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #46 (Mixed length items)
A definate handicap
anonymous bilingual pun (english and Chemistry)
Blade Runner reedited release
Boom (seen on rec.food.drink)
Crank Call, true
Dear Abby Letter
e-mail address in published papers
Funnies for Yucks
Green transport?
Its out!
More on Woody Allen
pad those seats, guys
Republican Dance Music
REVIEW: PUSSBUCKET
The Cat In the Hat
Yucks Digest V2 #43
yucks on Fabrikant
378 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Fri, 18 Sep 92 22:19:07 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #47 (various items)
Billy-Ray Cyrus
FAA - Believe it or not
fear of flying
Heisenberg
Help Desk frustrations.
Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony to be held at MIT
interesting moments in Daytime Television
Irish Erotic Art
is it real or is it art
life w/ spiders
NOTW (2 msgs)
QOTD from the Austin paper
realistic baby dolls
signature of the week...
Stay Tuned!
Supreme Master Ching Hai's book Part I
Supreme Master Ching Hai's book Part II
Welcome!! (3 msgs)
What is ia a time?
379 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 22 Sep 92 18:01:28 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #48 (mixed nuts)
14-year-old stabs mother because of TV
Cooking shows
Indiana wants me (Lord, I can't go back there!)
Job Interview Pointers
Order of Nuking
poltically correct pizzas
Russia's OPERATIONAL Star Wars Defense System
science and giggling
Congratulations on your selection
Spokesman for Earth
thoughts on UPC codes, from misc.legal
UFO/alien themes in movies
380 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 29 Sep 92 00:34:42 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #49
Administrivia
Congratulations on your selection (2 msgs)
Here's your chance (2 msgs)
this means something
thoughts on UPC codes, from misc.legal
UFO/alien themes in movies (2 msgs)
UFOs and Newage (3 msgs)
Where is the driven Planetoid?
THIS GOVERNMENT IS BEING RUN BY A BUNCH OF NAZIS!!!
Russia's OPERATIONAL Star Wars Defense System
381 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 29 Sep 92 21:33:04 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #50 (shorts)
14-year-old stabs mother because of TV
6-Foot Lizard Found Under Hood
chuckle
Cruel or Unusual Punishment?
Cute Math Joke
Elementary humor
Experts Stymied On Soviet Tag
Forwarded meditation on netnews:
imagery (fwd)
Indiana wants me (Lord, I can't go back there!)
it's a strange world
Moved by Clinton
nuh-nuh-nuh-Nitro!
Ode to BIFF
Order of Nuking
poltically correct pizzas
Pop Goes the Bullet
Psycholympics
road, Marin
sig du jour
Software costs revisited?
the * gourmet
the net's getting stranger and stranger
you can't make these things up
Yow! Lottery Bonanza! Yow!
382 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 7 Oct 92 07:56:50 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #51 (shorts)
"Jehovah" TRIBE OF SPACE CANNIBALS
Biker joke.
boston bridges
computer files
Craig Shergold
Dave Barry on the Conversion to Metric:
Do as I say, not...
Doctor Comments on Shrinking Bush Penis
From the Federal Register
further signs of the coming apocalypse
in response to....
Insurance risks for fraternities
my respect for Penn Jillette just increased a hundredfold
Net Malapropisms
Nose
NOTW (4 msgs)
NOTW, 27 June 1992
Re: TIME to die
Yokohama tires
you can't make these things up
383 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 14 Oct 92 00:08:04 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #52
Amnesia International
Another business opportunity missed...
A translation...
But, officer...
cutie
First Annual Weird Software
For Yucks (2 msgs)
HOW ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CHANGED OUR LIVES
Music to Our Ears
Observations at software firms
Plain Talk about Pie-Charts
SETI info request
Speaking of names...
Surgeon General's Warning on Diet Colas
Tape write rings wanted
Troubles at DEC
Weird Movie Renaming (fwd)
384 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 22 Oct 92 22:15:15 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #53 (mixed nuts)
[news.groups] Re: RFD: rec.crafts.metalworking
Are you a clueless mailing list reader?
bad spell at the Globe
Create newsgroup alt.flame.hairy-douchebag.meredith-tanner
cutie
doctors and lawyers and g.h.w. bush controlled by u.f.o.s!!!
Don't say you weren't warned
Forced kidney donations
For Yucks
gerbil shaving and piercing
HUMOR: the debates (2 msgs)
I'm easily amused
Oh dear, what will become of Yucks?
real cats are not object-oriented
Strange POSTMASTER mail
Submission for Yucks digest
The cost of 'futzing' (UPI)
Tooth Fairy exposed
UHF Televsion Antennas useful for anything?
what day is it
Yuck's Submission: Water, water everywhere...
385 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 28 Oct 92 01:13:37 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #54
A little humor for Friday...
Book of the month
C'mon Down!!!
dan's the man
Dave Barry Does Japan
favorite sig of the week
Fish Story
for someone who has everything
Kodak statement about Photo CD System
NOTW
ORIGINAL: What happens if RN starts a trend?
pick on someone your own size
Rapture: the full details
recipes
Teen pregnancies in Arkansas
There'll always be a USENET... (2 msgs)
Top Ten Signs That You're Getting Old
386 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 9 Nov 92 00:24:34 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #55 (shorts)
(Non-Election) Headline from this morning's paper
2nd Annual Ig Nobel Prizes
Actual Statistics (Honest!)
A Grim Fairy Tale
A movie we could see in 1993
Calling Technical Support
Chain Letter
Country music could be harmful to your health! (2 msgs)
Credit at the end of PBS's show, 'The Creation of the Universe'
Doctor Dave Barry on the End of the World
Funnies for Yucks
funnies for Yucks Digest
Gerbil shaving and piercing
H. Ross Perot is L. Ron Hubbard
hair
history lessen for the day
irony on ba.jobs.offered
Now's the time to buy a home
So that explains it ...
The Major Political Parties on the End of the World
we be roadkill
387 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Tue, 24 Nov 92 01:34:46 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #56 (shorts)
"Alliance"
articles we had to read twice...
At the March
Cat doors redux: wildlife problems.
Covington Cross
Cross-disciplinary data analysis
Culture contributions (was: Hey, Americans!)
cutie (3 msgs)
Dan Quayle's "Supporters"
DJ phone pranks
fifty ways to hose your code
foryucks
Getting tenure
Kid's insight into campaign
logician's humor
Lost Gas Cap
Love Me Tender
Mint Money
New software from SunSoft
Or lack thereof...
personal references (as in resumes) (3 msgs)
Put another one on the Barbie...
Real cheap humor
Science Marches On
Superman's death
Twine Ball Wars
388 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sun, 29 Nov 92 13:21:14 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #57
"Hotel California" revisited
1992 Doublespeak Awards
airfone slip experiences
And a warm place to ...
Country music could be harmful to your health!
Frozen sky debris had human origin
Jellied Moose Nose (fwd)
Jelly Donut question... (3 msgs)
mailing Xerox
NOTW
Royal Jelly
The Coolest Videotape On Earth
Yucks Digest V2 #56 (shorts)
Yucks Digest V2 #56 (shorts) [cutie (3 msgs)]
389 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Wed, 2 Dec 92 11:20:02 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #58 (mixed length items)
Best Xmas Wishes
cutie (2 msgs)
Driving (fwd)
Excerpted for your enjoyment...
fireplace ash chute (for yucks)
IBM gets hip!
If the World Were a Village of 1000 People
Netwit Volume 3, Number 12
NOTW
Quayle Joke
Side Notes to a Deposition
The Sweet Smell of Success
The Wandering Bard's Beowulf
Tree trimming
Warning! Do not read this article
Weird Vibrating Sound FX
world knowledge of high school students, true
390 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 7 Dec 92 00:13:40 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #59
administrivia
"ZEN AND THE ART OF SLACK" (repost)
Favorite College Practical Jokes...
from the latest mondo 2000
how to succeed in business without really washing
Karnivore Krusaders
Life With Mr. Wizard
Longest word (was Filesystem vs file system)
OK, OK, some new ones...
Laws of the Land
391 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 10 Dec 92 17:14:43 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #60
Gleaned from here and there (LONG)
Siggraph `92
the mayor of wymola
WAR GAMES II
392 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 14 Dec 92 23:30:20 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #61 (shorts)
Administrivia
... once more and he gets the chair
BIOLOGICAL ALCHEMY
congratulations
dumplings
Facts of Life
Great software
International Flames, Reduction of
latest notw
NOTW (2 msgs)
Other Important Relics Dept. (was French Oil) (2 msgs)
Publication Ban on Page 1
Seen in the WSJ
submission for Yucks
t.b on public enemy
the "mother of all rejection slips"
The 24-Stage Software Test
The Three Bears
The Wandering Bard's Beowulf
TOP 10 FAILED FISHER-PRICE TOYS
Twyla Tharp
What happens when you work all-night...
What is Object-Oriented Programming?
where do I sign up?
yuck!
Yucks Digest Submission
Yucks Digest V2 #58 (mixed length items)
*** IMPORTANT DISCOVERY ***
393 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Sat, 19 Dec 92 11:58:27 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #62
Food Trick variation
Getting the right phone number
Repacking Hubs with White Lithium Grease
tigers
TV CLOSE-UP June Foray
unix without words
Want ads (From NetWit Digest)
Why climbing is better than sex
394 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Thu, 24 Dec 92 11:25:19 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #63 (shorts)
[surfpunk-0013] ADMIN: and happy holidays
CATNIP VIDEO
clueless users mailing list
Finals Week
House Rabbit Journal (2 msgs)
It Don't Get Cold in San Jose (Yucks)
joke
Katie takes all comers
letting a vice president work a booth at a meeting.
No, no. Not the dreaded GENERATION GAP!
NOTW
Rock Bands that belong together
Summer jobs [Was: Another trivia question]
The Scottish Killer Rabbit (was Re: House Rabbit Journal)
They both wear red
Top Ten Reasons the British Lost the Colonies
Top ten things to do with Gene Kim's abandoned car
ultimate rejection slip
undergraduates too?
Whoosh -- splat!!
Winter Simulation Conference Keynote this week.
Yucks Digest V2 #62
yucks possibilities
395 spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Mon, 28 Dec 92 16:01:56 EST
Yucks Digest V2 #64
administrivia
Carlos `Danny' Herrera dies; invented margarita in late '40s
For sale:rare-elements,....
GAMES/BOOK REVIEWS Cops and robbers go high tech
Jim's Confusion, All creatures great and small, and Bambiburgers
L'ISLE DE GILLIGAN
The Virgin Mary Speaks to America Today
what the archaeologists will say
[FWD>Why I went to CMU...]
Automatic weapons, parts II and III
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