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Giving scientific inquiry a good name....

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Date:    Fri, 19 Oct 90 14:30:01 -0700 
From:    fubar@sequent.com
Subject: Space Alien Poop Found on Earth!

[From the Weekly World News (where else with a title like that?), for
October 2, 1990]

Shocking photo proves ... we're not alone

	A biologist claims to have found astonishing new evidence to
prove that space aliens exist -- a 7- by 7-inch pile of extraterrestrial
poop!

	"The specimen we found was unlike any that have ever been
discovered on this planet," Dr. Gaetano L. Messina told reporters.  "The
feces consisted of three pinkish, triangle-shaped pellets that were
flecked with golden glitter.

	"I don't think it's going too far to say that this is a
scientific discovery of the first magnitude," he added.  "The specimen
not only proves that extraterrestrials exist, it will also tell us
something about their digestive systems and what they eat."

	Dr. Messina claims to have found the strange specimen after he
heard reports that a saucer-shaped UFO had landed in a field near Modena,
Italy.  Out of curiosity he visited the alleged landing site and
discovered the poop beside a tree 75 feet to the west.

	"I realized it was extraordinary right away," said Dr.  Messina.
"The shape of the specimen alone was highly unusual.

	"It also smelled like a mixture of kerosene and vanilla
flavoring, which is a most interesting combination indeed."

	Judging from the size of the feces, the biologist speculates that
the extraterrestrial who left the smelly treasure behind stood five to
six feet tall.  He further believes that the UFO the creature was flying
in made a "pit stop" because its own toilets were full after an
intergalactic journey.

	"A full analysis of the specimen will take several months but I'm
sure it will provide us with a wealth of information about
extraterrestrials," said Dr. Messina.

	Piero Paissan, the Italian UFO researcher, said: "We in the UFO
community are anxiously awaiting a full report from Dr. Messina."

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