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[lsc@Sun.COM: look what happened to Elvis, after all]
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To: yucks
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Subject: [lsc@Sun.COM: look what happened to Elvis, after all]
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From: Gene Spafford <spaf>
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Date: Tue, 28 Aug 90 17:03:17 EST
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Date: Tue, 28 Aug 90 13:54:53 -0700
From: lsc@Sun.COM
To: in-jokes%chryse@Sun.COM, out-jokes%chryse@Sun.COM, spaf
Subject: look what happened to Elvis, after all
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Date: Tue, 28 Aug 90 14:03:19 EDT
From: ghsvax!oasys!jeanne@uunet.UU.NET (Jeanne Munson)
Message-Id: <9008281803.AA07104@oasys.UUCP>
To: lchabot@Eng
Subject: Polyester Kills!
Cc: aml_1!eric@sun.com
There's a wonderful Wall St Journal article today on airplane safety.
It claims if you are wearing polyester, you're more likely to die because:
* it is more likely to burst into flames
and if it does, will burn for a non-trivial amount of time
*it may melt, and impede your progress out the door
If the Wall St Journal says it, it must be true. Praise be Allah!
WHITE DISCO LEISURE SUITS--THREATS TO CHILDREN'S SAFETY EVERYWHERE!
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