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[Gene Spafford <spaf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Still jet-lagged and not sleeping, so...

Why are so many of these stories from Georgia?
http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx? 
storyid=101419&provider=top

Since when is speaking a foreign language a criminal offense?
http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1351270.html

Man of the cloth forgets to put his on
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/ 
0,1299,DRMN_15_5664142,00.html

That must have been some dance!
http://www.wftv.com/news/13817761/detail.html

Hmm, I wonder what he was reading? Perhaps about exotic dance or  
jogging priests...
http://www.kbsd6.com/Global/story.asp?S=6904031

Tales of the not-so-bright
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-b1_5explode. 
5985650aug08,0,4327692.story
http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/articles/2007/08/04/news/local/ 
doc46b3abbda2790278730081.txt
http://www.10news.com/news/13852407/detail.html

"Diving out of the window has become a habit for the crocodile..."
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070808/tod-uk-russia-crocodile- 
b7e5c6f_1.html

Do the surviving members get the remaining 7 nights?
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22208662-5005961,00.html

Must be a slow news....week
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1642897,00.html

Simple -- switch to the Red Crescent and avoid the conflict
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/09/america/NA-GEN-US-Red-Cross- 
Lawsuit.php

If he really wants to feel like a woman, they should cut his pay 25%
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007360723,00.html

Well, he won't need one of these anymore!
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC95065920070809? 
feedType=RSS

Not a waste at all...once you factor in the charcoal, the plum sauce,  
and the side disk of greens
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1279147,00.html?f=rss

When duck isn't available...
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/08/08/eating-dog-meat-helps-deal- 
with-summer-heat/

If only her flip-flop was a duck, it would be home safely
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CA_BRF_CLIFF_RESCUE? 
SITE=NJASB&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

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