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End of another week
- Subject: End of another week
- From: Gene Spafford <spaf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:16:18 -0400
Those giant buffalo herds were destroyed by the
same thing troubling me: excessive roaming charges.
(James Knowles)
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I'm all for gun control.
My hands usually get so shaky
I'm firing all over the place.
(Jerry L. Embry)
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If I ever need treatment for cancer, I'll
go to the Lone Ranger. He's chemo savvy.
(Alan Selk)
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I've been teaching my parrot to meditate
and do astral projection. Today she
had her first out-of-birdy experience.
(Bad Macaw)
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Consonants are easy, but I get angry with the other
letters. I guess I just have irritable vowel syndrome.
(John Gardner)
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My boss called me into his office and said we needed
to talk turkey about my attitude. I gobbled at
him for three minutes and now I'm out of a job!
(Donald Johnson)
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Cutting hair is an act of barbarism.
(Larry Baum)
http://qritic.com
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The best wedding I ever attended was my cousin's,
the television repairman. The reception was excellent.
(Phyllis Hilliard)
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Having no date at school, I usually spent Saturday night
ironing my clothes, using my special ginger ale mix with
water. EVERY SINGLE SATURDAY NIGHT! It was soda pressing.
(Phyllis Hilliard)
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