[web-heads] Happy New Year!

[Gene Spafford <spaf@cerias.purdue.edu>]

Poor people brainwashed by the evil forces in Redmond
http://www.ihateapple.com/

This is addictive!
http://www.flingthecow.com/

Thank heavens I didn't win one!
http://www.zdnet.com/smartbusinessmag/stories/all/0,6605,2660906,00.html

This explains that unfocused, slack-jawed look
http://www.iol.co.za/html/frame_news.php?click_id=79&art_id=qw977492461573B235

If I still had cats, they'd forget to take messages.
http://highhopes.com/petphone.html

One never knows when information like this might come in handy, so 
pay attention!
http://www.almanac.com/preview2000/hypnotize.html

I hope all my daughter collects is stamps or coins or, at worst, 
stuffed animals.  Not this.
http://news.excite.com/news/r/001218/10/odd-closet-dc

Suppose I like cat soup?
http://www.foxnews.com/etcetera/122000/soup.sml

Like I don't have enough to worry about.  Now this possibility.
http://www.malepregnancy.com

I hope I don't get a card from the queen anytime soon.
http://news.excite.com/news/r/001213/10/odd-birthday-dc

I get stuff from his mailing list you should be *glad* I don't send on....
http://www.spack.org/strag/

Personally, I'd perfer this to N'Sync
http://www.mrmethane.com/

It's only a matter of time
http://www.stargate.com/~mark/images/airforceone.jpg

Some we've seen before, but the collection is impressive
http://www.the-ctrl-alt-del.com/hardware_destruction/Funny/software/software.html

Now he has his own website!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/wales/newsid_1057000/1057502.stm
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