How to resuscitate a lizard

• To: spaf
• Subject: How to resuscitate a lizard
• From: "Patrick Tufts" <zippy@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu>
• Date: Thu, 20 Dec 90 03:28:50 est

The following is from a pamphlet marked `Form M15 National Lizard
League'.

**** HOW TO RESUSCITATE A LIZARD ***  [pat: with illustrations!]

1. Scoop lizard from pool.

2. Shake out lizard.

3. Massage lizard's torso, applying on and off pressure, directly
behind frontal legs.

4. Apply mouth to mouth resuscitation to lizard's mouth, breathing
slowly and forcefully.

-------
Photocopies of this soon-to-be classic xerox material available free.
Send SASE to me:

	Pat Tufts
	Dept. of Computer Science
	Brandeis University
	Waltham, MA 02254-9110

• Prev: Problems with a defective bong...
• Next: Glossary from rec.humor
• Index(es):
  • Main