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Note the signature especially...  This is what happens when you live
upside down all the time in places like New Zealand.

Article 11905 of misc.misc:
Path: purdue!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!att!pacbell.com!ames!uhccux!waikato!ccc_simon
From: ccc_simon@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: Re: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 13 Dec 90 04:00:04 GMT
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre

In article <1990Dec7.211744.16668@sunee.waterloo.edu, neman@sunee.waterloo.edu (Neman "Napalm" Syed) writes:
 In article <15770006@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com jqtaylor@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (John Quill Taylor) writes:

I SAW ELVIS. I AM NOT KIDDING. I THINK I CAN PROVE IT. 
 
 I _am_ ELVIS.  Beat that.  (And when did you see me?  I live in
 Waterloo now.)
 
You bloody are not!  I am, and I've got the tubby white suit with the rhine-
stones to prove it. I just do this until my larynx clears up, then I'm going
to become a pharmacist.

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