[web-heads] Random links

[Gene Spafford <spaf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Not quite Romeo & Juliet, eh?
http://www.beaufortgazette.com/24hour/weird/story/ 
3685382p-13085863c.html

I don't think it would have taken me 11 months to catch on
http://www.wjxx.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=89767

It would have been simpler to sign the papers
http://www.wjxx.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=89786

My excuse would have been that they were searching for suspects.   
Yeah, that's the ticket!
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_POLICE_HOOTERS_TRIP? 
SITE=NJASB&SECTION=HOME

It would be cheaper and easier to simply invest in some green spray  
paint
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_LOUSY_LAWN? 
SITE=NJASB&SECTION=HOME

It's only a matter of minutes before Starbucks begins offering it.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1280930,00.html?f=rss

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