http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/26/AR2005112601065_pf.html
 	But there are other, more intriguing theories.
 
 http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=00039664-6A56-137A-AA2083414B7FFE9F
 	Penguins are not people, despite their natty appearance and
 	upright ambulation.
 
 http://frostbytei.com/dasphunk/2004/06/dear-telus-im-afraid-this-isnt-going.html
 	I'm afraid this isn't going to work out.  [Possibly offensive: AL]
 
 http://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051128/NEWS/511280338/1134
 	When they left the hotel room Sunday morning, they left behind
 	scattered Mountain Dew cans and Cinnamon Toast Crunch all over
 	the floor, said Teyonna Upshaw, the housekeeper who cleaned the
 	room.
 
 http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/25/bear.attack.ap/index.html
 	"That motivated me to turn around and start running away," he
 	said.
 
 http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html
 	And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that
 	thought, I'll be here waiting.  [Possibly offensive: AC]
 
 http://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/11/if_they_make_al.html
 	Denial, resentment, bargaining, depression, blogging.
 
 http://eyeball-series.org/bombs/suicide-bombs.htm
 	Creative use of drill bits.