As I took my young son to the zoo
and the aquarium this weekend, it
struck me that all of God's creatures
are, in their own way, delicious.
(Bob Van Voris)
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At work they want me to take anger management
classes. Whatever -- they're paying for it.
It seems like a waste of money to me, 'cause
I'm already really good at pissing off management.
(Anthony Myers)