http://www.adrants.com/images/rockstar_1.jpg
Maybe Mom won't notice. [Tilt your head 90 degrees.]
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/09/11/
abused_sheep_found_in_dorm_in_2d_similar_case_at_stonehill/
"This type of behavior is not consistent with the college's
values."
http://beedogs.com/index.htm
*Finally,* the Internet has everything.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucru/20050913/cm_ucru/charitiesareforsuckers
Granted, in terms of popularity of likelihood of success,
trying to
make a case against giving money to charities compares to lobbying
against puppies.
http://www.boobs4bourbonst.com/?page_id=4
Is this one legal?
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05254/568876.stm
"We do not yet have teleporter or replicator technology like you
saw on 'Star Trek' in college between hookah hits and waiting
to pick up your worthless communications degree while the
grown-ups actually engaged in the recovery effort were studying
engineering."