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[Rich Kulawiec: GSP Digest #276]

This is an old posting by an old friend and long-time "yucks" member.
Somehow, it got resurrected and here it is again (I hope I didn't post
it recently)!

BTW, I've tried some of these, and they *are* effective.

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From: strick@gt-stratus (henry strickland)
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 87 20:42:48 EST
Subject: Intense experiences

Furthermore, it's easy to have intense experiences.
You just have to think big. 
Throw away all those crutches and boogaloo.

- -- Wear a surgical mask when grocery shopping

- -- Have compulsory urine tests for drugs and alcohol at your
	next party

- -- Offer people foil-wrapped sandwiches at other people's parties

- -- Replace your dog or cat with a lobster or an eel

- -- order rice and beans no matter what restaurant you're in

- -- send your enemies smoke alarms for christmas

- -- try seducing your sister-in-law or your brother-in-law or both

- -- Wear sunglasses to church.  Carry suspiciously large amounts of cash.

- -- Float your wheaties in Rolling Rock.  Milk is bad for you.

- -- Have yourself called to the phone everywhere you go

- -- Lie to your plants

- -- Ask for time off from work for the National Rifle Association convention

- -- Don't walk anywhere you can crawl to

- -- Replace your front lawn with artificial turf.

- -- Put together a unique fasion look based on your own build,
	coloring, and a new perspective on animism.

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